G- Mum I am NEVER going to use that good smelly stuff for your armpits
M- Why is that?
G- Because girls like sweet smelling stuff so I don’t want to use it
M- What do you know about girls?
G- I know they wear skirts and not pants which is NOT good when you’re climbing and I know that if I smell good they’re going to want to kiss me and I’m too young for a girlfriend.







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