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Crayon Chaos

About Crayon Chaos

Crayon Chaos is a contributor and expert in juggling. Kids. With just two hands she can expertly guide her way from parking lot to playground, whilst safely guiding her 3 sons, 2 dogs, stroller, diaper bag and venti sized latte. Without dropping anything. (Take that Cirque de Soleil...)

Crayon Nuggets: Girls & Boys

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G- Mum I am NEVER going to use that good smelly stuff for your armpits M- Why is that? G- Because girls like sweet smelling stuff so I don’t want to use it M- What do you know about girls? G- I know they wear skirts and not pants which is NOT good when you’re [...]

Crayon Nuggets: The Ice Cream Man

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G:  Mum, whenever the ice cream truck comes you never get us one anymore M: I never have cash on me G: Well you know if it’s sunny he’s going to drive around, its like you don’t even care anymore.  Like, what’s up? M: Really G? G: Well, I’m just saying you could get some [...]

Crayon Nuggets: Mad Skillz

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Scenario: ( Son #1 playing his hockey video game ) G- I have really good luck today Mum! M- It’s not luck hun, It’s mad skill G- No it’s not, I’m not actually doing anything, its a video game. ( some times goes by ) G- You know how you always tell me you know [...]