Weather Reporting: Too Dangerous For Me

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Along with other curiosities such as how did they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar and why doesn’t anybody but me in this house know how to replace a toilet paper roll, there is one thing I have always wondered about: Why in gawd’s name do media outlets insist on putting reporters OUTSIDE for [...]

Steve Jobs Resigns

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Steve Jobs resigned from Apple today. You know Apple right? Yeah, that little company that got started in a garage. For some time now, there has been speculation on the health of Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs.  In 2004, Jobs revealed to the world that he had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer but assured [...]

Identity Crisis

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For the third (and hopefully final) time, this blog is undergoing a change of identity.  No, we’re not part of a witness protection program or anything exciting like that but it seems like it’s taken a while to get the right “niche” for this blog. The blog started off as “Golf Henhouse” – brought on [...]

Mom The Vote

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Hang on to your faboosh hats everyone, I’m about to use my Mom Voice.  You know what the “Mom Voice” is, don’t you?  It’s that voice that every mother has – it comes out of nowhere, with an abundance of power and authority that dare not be questioned by any child or husband within earshot.  [...]

Faboosh Is The New F-Bomb!

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Faboosh.  It’s a nice word… doesn’t really mean anything yet for some reason, people smile and feel a smidge happier when they hear it.  Faboosh. Make Faboosh your own F-bomb.  Regardless of whether your swear or not (we’re not asking for any confessions or anything, but we know alot of us have kids & let [...]

Say It Isn’t So Part II

Holy schmoley, what is happening to the fave band of the Golf HenHouse?! Barenaked Ladies singer Ed Robertson and three others hiked out of the Canadian wilderness on Sunday afternoon after their float plane crashed near Baptiste Lake in eastern Ontario, it was reported today. Any fan of “Ed’s Up” knows about Ed and his [...]

Crustacean Cruella DeVil?!

It’s Sunday, and that’s usually “golf subject day” in the HenHouse. However, I do digress today as I came across this photo of a very rare 2-toned lobster. Never seen anything like it… This sucker is a typical mottled green on one side; the other side is a shade of orange that looks cooked. And [...]

Say It Isn’t So

Last week in New York, Steven Page – the lead singer of Canada’s Barenaked Ladies was arrested and charged with possession. Oh, I wish I hadn’t heard that. BNL is a fab fave of the Golf HenHouse, and their latest CD, “Snacktime” is constantly being played for Pitch & Putt in the golf-mobile. When you [...]

Not Bats in the Belfry

But Bats in the Bra?! Last week a 19 year old British woman discovered she had a bat hiding in her 34FF bra. Ya. She had felt a slight buzzing and thought it was her vibrating cell phone. Apparently after she made her discovery and released the rodent, she actually felt sorry for about disturbing [...]

All Fall Down

I’m not a fan of beauty pageants, but OH, do I ever love to watch the bloopers!!! Whether it’s a contestant flubbing her lines, or trying to pepper her thought-provoking question with an answer that includes all the major news topics of the day, or something simple like this. Being introduced and then promptly falling [...]