M – Gavin look I found cows for J’s cake, But don’t tell him OK? Its a secret… G – OK Mum * Runs down hall* G – J!!!! MUM FOUND COWS FOR YOUR CAKE THEY’RE IN HER ROOM!!! M – G! G – What maybe you shouldn’t have told me, you know I hate [...]
Crayon Nuggets: Lies
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G- What does L’s shirt say? M- Basketball champion G- What’s a champion? M- The team that wins the most G- No he’s not, that’s a lie. He doesn’t play basketball M- It’s just a shirt G… G- I thought we weren’t supposed to lie MUM
Crayon Nuggets: Superheroes
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M – Look G, Spiderman is on G - Meh, I don’t want to watch that M – I thought you liked Spiderman G – No, why would I? He’s a dumb person, all he did was get bit by a spider M – Batman’s just a rich guy with cool toys G – Batman [...]
Crayon Nuggets: Ice Cream
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J – I never get an ice cream from the ice cream truck anymore. M – It’s too cold buddy, they only come around in Summer. J – When is summer? M – Next year J – How many sleeps? M – Many. J – Like a hundred billion zillion? M – No that’s too [...]
Crayon Nuggets: Day In A List
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So I asked J what he did at playtime today and this was his answer. And he actually said it like this, like he was reading a list… Played on the playground. Saw G. Didn’t want to play soccer. Had to pee. Little pee drips. Made it. Hung out with a friend. Saw K’s underwear.
Crayon Nuggets: Girls & Boys
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G- Mum I am NEVER going to use that good smelly stuff for your armpits M- Why is that? G- Because girls like sweet smelling stuff so I don’t want to use it M- What do you know about girls? G- I know they wear skirts and not pants which is NOT good when you’re [...]
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